Samir

Samir is the most handsome guy on earth. He's the hottest, the funniest, the smartest, the kindest, the cutest and he's a great lover. Every girl wants him and every guy wants to be like him. He knows how to treat a woman, that's why every girl wants to marry him.

Girl 1: "Who's that handsome guy?"
Girl 2: "That's Samir ofcourse!"

by asikar February 25, 2017

shmir

short for Smirnoff. as in Smirnoff Ice, commonly used in party games, specifically when icing. Even more specifically relates to a limited time flavor called red white & berry.

person 1: did you bring any shmir i'm tryna get lit
person 2: hell yea man i got 6 cases in the trunk
person 1: fuck yea im gonna ice the shit outta people later

by shmirman69 June 11, 2018

samir loves mecca

Samir loves mecca so fucking much

samir loves mecca <3

by samir19052027 October 21, 2018

Smirping

a large fatty kiss when a gross lizard tongue enters your mouth from the oldly large headed bachelor. Usually the side affect of virginity, also really small and hard nipples.

it was honestly so disgusting yet arousing when colton was smirping demi.

by icejjfish420 January 25, 2019

Samir

Samir is a rather tall cheeky guy who is very naughty he likes to be called a succubus due to the fact he likes jokes alot and is a class clown at times

Ur such a samir!

by Money 22 November 22, 2019

Samir's Shotgun

A 12 Guage shotgun wielded by Samir in Tom Clancy's The Division 2, Samir can be identified through his iconic green kenkesse t-shirt and by his pure will to stomp enemies 300 feet from him

Oh shit its Samir and Samir's shotgun, that dude stomps enemies up to 10000 feet away!

by Samir's Shotgun December 10, 2019

Smirk Curtain

A smirk curtain is slang for a nice mustache. It is a curtain for the smirk.

Hey Dave did you just have a cappuccino? You’ve got some milk froth in your smirk curtain!

by Tayne Morano April 24, 2020