Stumble distance

Sta-um-ble distance : a unit of measure. The distance in which an inebriated individual can successfully navigate from a water hole (point a) to the location of residence or car. (Point b)

Ron: hey dude, you sure you want to keep drinking?
Jon: yeah brah, I'm within stumble distance to my apartment.

by BRAD*&)*&#)&# December 8, 2014

Stumbler

A person who stumbles the internet randomly. The generally find what they set out looking for in the beginning... nothing!

Man I spent all night using StumbleUpon until I stumbled across Adstumbler.com. I stumbled my eyes out last night.

by mr degenerate October 1, 2015

scumpleton

Usually used for a sexy male with sexy abs. Doesn't necessarily linked to the word Scumpy, more to the opposite side of the meaning. And the word "pleton" meant for shrewd thoughtful expressive influential knowledgeable spiritual but also self absorbed.

Look at that guy with all those money and hoes

He's a scumpleton man, so it's normal

by Fuckthatbootay October 9, 2016

Stumblebumbling

The act of walking around a city or town, out of pure amusement or lack of anything else to do.

My legs are sore as shit from stumblebumbling this whole week.

by Zalko August 24, 2016

stumped by the trump

When you really play the no female president card in every fucking interview of you to exist and still get stumped by that racist and perverted Trumpet

Hillary: Shit, I got stumped by the Trump!

by Weird shit not defined here March 8, 2017

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Stumper

A person born in or living in Wisconsin

The trouble is them Stumpers keep crossing the bridge and coming to MN.

by Puddle Pisser May 28, 2018