Cumming Soon

The announcement that tells you something exciting is coming and getting people sexually aroused.
An announcement of an epic porno.

Announcer: Cumming soon to a theater near you.
Me: Wow.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Skeppy Soon

When Skeppy says an event or something is going to happen soon but it actually takes hours or it doesn't happen at all.

Skeppy: i will be hosting event soon

*Hasn't hosted event in 4 hours*

Everyone else: Never trust a Skeppy Soon

by WolfyGamingWorld June 28, 2023

Love you soon

A non-homophobic way of saying farewell to a friend, housemate or new acquaintance.

Usually follows the phrase - 'G'bye'

Guy 1: "See you in a bit, Tom"

Guy 2: "Where you going?"

Guy 1: "Shop"

Guy 2: "Grab some, milk. G'bye, love you soon"

by AllTheWords March 12, 2013

Win Wan Soon

Famous Chinese footballer who has played for several ailing Scottish football teams in a bid to turn their fortunes around.

"I hear Rovers have a new Chinese player, Win Wan Soon".

by AxelS September 17, 2013

You’ll be here soon.

the next sentence you hear after “close your eyes*
you’re currently falling to your death after you just got out of your house for the first time 4 days ago. man you literally just got outside are you serious??

Do you want to jump?
“Close your eyes. You’ll be here soon.”

by Silly lil fella July 26, 2023

smooning

a little smooching while spooning.

My boy and I tried to watch some tv, but we ended up smooning on the couch.

by gottahavfaith December 13, 2008

Scoon

An object obtained by the act of buzzling

That man is buzzling scoon

by Ryan May 12, 2004