Stool Shunter

a homosexual man i.e. a batty boy

I understand you are a stool shunter. Can I just make it clear that I do not wish for my stools to be shunted in any way.

by messymanco July 21, 2009

Toe'd Stool

A toe'd stool is when you stick your toe in someone's asshole and pull out a large amount of shit.

Joshs girlfriend wanted a toe'd stool so Josh slid his big toe in her dirty little asshole and pulled out a fat chunk of muddy love.

by Ginga Geezus November 17, 2019

Sex stool

When you take a hit shit after rough sex

Last night I had such a good sex stool

by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022

stool butt

When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.

Liz sat on stools too long and aquired stool butt.

by Thickdickmcgee March 21, 2018

Stool Jewel

A beautiful woman sitting by herself at the bar

Boys! It looks like we’ve found ourselves a stool jewel on a Tuesday night. Back her up bar keep!

by Mark Daniels February 20, 2022

stool jewels

Corn in your poop.

Nate didn't know he had digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock July 01, 2017

Bar stooling

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick

Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night

by Conor weiner June 10, 2019