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Sticktuitiveness

Ethan has sticktuitiveness, he is able to stick with it.
by Honorificabilitudinitatibus12 September 15, 2018
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Crip Sticker

A handicapped placard or hang tag placed in windshield to designate that the vehicle is allowed to park in a handicapped parking space.
Don't forget your Crip Sticker. I do not want a parking ticket.

I use my grandpa’s Crip Sticker to get close in parking at ball games and concerts.
by Ruphert H Humperdink November 14, 2010
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Bahamian pig-sticker

A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."
"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."
by Aeneas Flippenstanz III December 13, 2008
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star wars sticker book

a thing that any 14+ person should be ashamed to own, especially one who teached the fifth grade.
ahh why does that guy have a star wars sticker book???!!!
by bahaha.22 October 31, 2011
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Sticktionary

A highly specific dictionary catered to words revolving around the "stick language", arranged to parallel marijuana terminology by using forst-based,wood-related terms.

There are currently several words found within the continuously growing sticktionary. For example a marijuana cigarette is a "stick", and smaller one is a "twig". Additionally, sticks and twings come from trees, which is a large accumulation of the wondeful substance.

Furethermore, since a "cord" is 128 cubic feet of wood stacked tightly, 4' high by 4' wide by 8' long (4X4X8), and a "rick" or "rack" is the amount of firewood stacked 4' by 8' by one row of the length of the stick, these terms can be applied to parallel an Ounce(Oz) and half Ounce(1/2 OZ) of weed.

Clearly, a lumberjack cuts trees, chops the wood and bundles it in chords or ricks; hence the lumberjack is in essence the stick drugdealer.

Once a chord, rick or rack is obtained from the lumberjack, a fire is created and the sticks are burned. Occasionally, a "forest-fire" is created when multiple sticks are buring within a close vicinity. Often the people who handle or burn the sticks are known as loggers.
The following conversation is based on words coming from the sticktionary.

"Hey Mike, should we burn a stick before going to the party"?

"Sure, let me call the lumberjack, see if he can chop down some trees and stack us a chord, then we'll be set for a few days"

"Wonderful. We could even start a forest-fire of sorts at the party since their will be lots of loggers there."

"Great! Let the sticking begin!"
by CrazyC420 October 6, 2006
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pot sticker

When a girl's skirt sticks to her bum, a widespread panic on 95+ degree summer days (the "pot" being her bottom).
"I don't want to get out of the car!"
"Why?"
"Because I have swass and a serious pot sticker going on."
by Dizz Markie July 19, 2007
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Stickey Mickeys

Large performance tires for cars that need more grip on the drag track. They are manufactured by Mickey Thompson hence the name "stickey mickeys".
"Your car is shredding too much rubber you might have to throw some stickey mickeys on it dog."
by Zandavitch July 20, 2008
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