United States of America

A federal republic of 50 states. The first state admitted to the Union was Delaware in 1787, and the latest state admitted was Hawaii, on August 21, 1959. The USA is located in North America, between Canada and the United Mexican States (Mexico)

Joe: What country has 50 states?

Doug: The United States of America!

by Jirachion7060 June 10, 2018

The 50 states

Alabama: Hicks
Alaska: American Russians
Arizona: Bad football team
Arkansas: ArKANSAS
California: Wildfires
Colorado: IM A GIRRAFE

Connecticut: Bipolar
Delaware: George Washington

Florida: Hurricanes

Georgia: Coca Cola
Hawaii: Moana
Idaho: Potatohoes

Illinois: Alcoholics

Indiana: Indian
Iowa: Dark zone of US
Kansas: Patrick Mahomes
Kentucky: Fried chicken

Louisiana: Popeyes

Maine: LOBSTAH
Maryland: Crabs and Clams
Massachusetts: The witch trials

Michigan: Big boi lakes
Minnesota: Vikings
Mississippi: That other southeastern state
Missouri: Beer and Kansas city
Montana: Far cry 5
Nebraska: A fuckin huge pointy rock
Nevada: Gambling

New Hampshire: Concord
New Jersey: New Joysee
New Mexico: Tall pointy fucken tree things
New York: Only 1 good football team
North Carolina: Texas Pete
North Dakota: Rocky president's
Ohio: Two blonde fuckbois
Oklahoma: State that looks like a pan
Oregon: Portland

Pennsylvania: Where I hope my real dad is
Rhode Island: SMOL
South Carolina: The worse of the two
South Dakota: The unwanted stepson of the northern-midwestern region of the us
Tennessee: Rock and Roll
Texas: Red dead

Utah: Salt lake city

Vermont: The adopted kid the North doesn't want or remember

Virginia: Gettysburg

Washington: Marshawn lynch

West Virginia: Felloff 76
Wisconsin: Has a weird fucken city (Milwaukee)
Wyoming: Doesn't exist

Bro the 50 states are weird

by Bigdiccjerry June 19, 2019

united states of whatever

"Whatever." Allusion to Liam Lynch's (of Sifl and Olly) song "United States of Whatever".

You know what, if you can't even take 2 minutes to take a look at that, it's my United States of Whatever.

by MoonKnight February 26, 2003

united states of america

the best country in the world. everything in the world is based off of what the united states does. i dont care if you think this country is shit. without us, the world would have nothing and for the people that live in here and hate it, get the hell out. we dont want you if youre gonna bitch about how much you hate this country while youre liveing in it.

guy1: the united states of america sucks

guy2: get the hell out. stop complaining.

by ...,,,... ...,,,... April 4, 2010

United Statesian

Noun, adjective. The national name for the citizens of the United States of America. Not American, which means from America, the continent

Luca: Ezekiel, what think you about the United Statesian Occupation in Iraq?
Ezekiel: Mmmm... easy to say. A big split-up by an avaricious and selfish man, thus, George W. Bush.

Ezekiel: Have you heard of the party at Fatima's house?
Luca: No... was there one?
Ezekiel: Yes! it was full of United Statesians, Canadians and Brazilians.

by Ezechiel January 18, 2007

Confederate States of America

A group of states that didn't like the way United States of America was going, so they said they weren't really part of the United States of America anymore. The rest of the country didn't like this, so they started a war. A lot of people think the war was fought over slavery, but that was just one issue among many. Most southerners didn't even own slaves, although most of the ones who did owned a lot of them. The next most common thing is to own one slave or no slaves.

If the Confederate States of America had won, things would be so much better now. People would've abolished slavery eventually and the Confederate States of America were much more for state rights than our government is today.

by Dr. Batido December 25, 2005

The United States Marine Corp

Elite of all the armed services in the United states

The United States Marine Corp is acctually worth something, unlike the air-force

by Anonymous August 5, 2003