What the payday gang became after the White House heist to make steady income by making games with bullshit microtransactions
The 4 founders being Dallas, Chains, Wolf, and Hoxton/Houston
The 4 founders being Dallas, Chains, Wolf, and Hoxton/Houston
Guy 1: Dude did you hear about Activision?
Guy 2: No what'd they do
Guy 1: They made a fucking game about microtransactions
Guy 2: No what'd they do
Guy 1: They made a fucking game about microtransactions
by Bigdiccjerry June 19, 2019
Usually found in people with common sense, those who grew up chopping down trees with blocky hands and not fucking pickaxes, swords, and lightsabers, and have usually already lost their virginity
Symptoms include:
-Fear of anything fortnite related
-extreme hate for twitch streamers
-People who say they killed Ninja
-A large bank account
-fears non copyrighted music
-Pc's dedicated to only fortnite
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Symptoms include:
-Fear of anything fortnite related
-extreme hate for twitch streamers
-People who say they killed Ninja
-A large bank account
-fears non copyrighted music
-Pc's dedicated to only fortnite
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Jack: Yo why has Sam be avoiding me more often?
Paul: Oh you didn't hear? He was diagnosed with fortnitaphobia
Jack: The fuck?
Paul: Essentially he cannot be in your presence as now he thinks of you as less of a human
Paul: Oh you didn't hear? He was diagnosed with fortnitaphobia
Jack: The fuck?
Paul: Essentially he cannot be in your presence as now he thinks of you as less of a human
by Bigdiccjerry August 02, 2019
Alabama: Hicks
Alaska: American Russians
Arizona: Bad football team
Arkansas: ArKANSAS
California: Wildfires
Colorado: IM A GIRRAFE
Connecticut: Bipolar
Delaware: George Washington
Florida: Hurricanes
Georgia: Coca Cola
Hawaii: Moana
Idaho: Potatohoes
Illinois: Alcoholics
Indiana: Indian
Iowa: Dark zone of US
Kansas: Patrick Mahomes
Kentucky: Fried chicken
Louisiana: Popeyes
Maine: LOBSTAH
Maryland: Crabs and Clams
Massachusetts: The witch trials
Michigan: Big boi lakes
Minnesota: Vikings
Mississippi: That other southeastern state
Missouri: Beer and Kansas city
Montana: Far cry 5
Nebraska: A fuckin huge pointy rock
Nevada: Gambling
New Hampshire: Concord
New Jersey: New Joysee
New Mexico: Tall pointy fucken tree things
New York: Only 1 good football team
North Carolina: Texas Pete
North Dakota: Rocky president's
Ohio: Two blonde fuckbois
Oklahoma: State that looks like a pan
Oregon: Portland
Pennsylvania: Where I hope my real dad is
Rhode Island: SMOL
South Carolina: The worse of the two
South Dakota: The unwanted stepson of the northern-midwestern region of the us
Tennessee: Rock and Roll
Texas: Red dead
Utah: Salt lake city
Vermont: The adopted kid the North doesn't want or remember
Virginia: Gettysburg
Washington: Marshawn lynch
West Virginia: Felloff 76
Wisconsin: Has a weird fucken city (Milwaukee)
Wyoming: Doesn't exist
Alaska: American Russians
Arizona: Bad football team
Arkansas: ArKANSAS
California: Wildfires
Colorado: IM A GIRRAFE
Connecticut: Bipolar
Delaware: George Washington
Florida: Hurricanes
Georgia: Coca Cola
Hawaii: Moana
Idaho: Potatohoes
Illinois: Alcoholics
Indiana: Indian
Iowa: Dark zone of US
Kansas: Patrick Mahomes
Kentucky: Fried chicken
Louisiana: Popeyes
Maine: LOBSTAH
Maryland: Crabs and Clams
Massachusetts: The witch trials
Michigan: Big boi lakes
Minnesota: Vikings
Mississippi: That other southeastern state
Missouri: Beer and Kansas city
Montana: Far cry 5
Nebraska: A fuckin huge pointy rock
Nevada: Gambling
New Hampshire: Concord
New Jersey: New Joysee
New Mexico: Tall pointy fucken tree things
New York: Only 1 good football team
North Carolina: Texas Pete
North Dakota: Rocky president's
Ohio: Two blonde fuckbois
Oklahoma: State that looks like a pan
Oregon: Portland
Pennsylvania: Where I hope my real dad is
Rhode Island: SMOL
South Carolina: The worse of the two
South Dakota: The unwanted stepson of the northern-midwestern region of the us
Tennessee: Rock and Roll
Texas: Red dead
Utah: Salt lake city
Vermont: The adopted kid the North doesn't want or remember
Virginia: Gettysburg
Washington: Marshawn lynch
West Virginia: Felloff 76
Wisconsin: Has a weird fucken city (Milwaukee)
Wyoming: Doesn't exist
by Bigdiccjerry June 20, 2019