50 states

you think of a state and the other person has to guess what you are thinking, every time the person guesses wrong you move your hands from their knees upwards toward their 'junk' you stop when they guess right.

50 states is a way to touch a person you likes junk

by gkjsdfkhsj January 25, 2008

The 50 states

Alabama: Hicks
Alaska: American Russians
Arizona: Bad football team
Arkansas: ArKANSAS
California: Wildfires
Colorado: IM A GIRRAFE

Connecticut: Bipolar
Delaware: George Washington

Florida: Hurricanes

Georgia: Coca Cola
Hawaii: Moana
Idaho: Potatohoes

Illinois: Alcoholics

Indiana: Indian
Iowa: Dark zone of US
Kansas: Patrick Mahomes
Kentucky: Fried chicken

Louisiana: Popeyes

Maine: LOBSTAH
Maryland: Crabs and Clams
Massachusetts: The witch trials

Michigan: Big boi lakes
Minnesota: Vikings
Mississippi: That other southeastern state
Missouri: Beer and Kansas city
Montana: Far cry 5
Nebraska: A fuckin huge pointy rock
Nevada: Gambling

New Hampshire: Concord
New Jersey: New Joysee
New Mexico: Tall pointy fucken tree things
New York: Only 1 good football team
North Carolina: Texas Pete
North Dakota: Rocky president's
Ohio: Two blonde fuckbois
Oklahoma: State that looks like a pan
Oregon: Portland

Pennsylvania: Where I hope my real dad is
Rhode Island: SMOL
South Carolina: The worse of the two
South Dakota: The unwanted stepson of the northern-midwestern region of the us
Tennessee: Rock and Roll
Texas: Red dead

Utah: Salt lake city

Vermont: The adopted kid the North doesn't want or remember

Virginia: Gettysburg

Washington: Marshawn lynch

West Virginia: Felloff 76
Wisconsin: Has a weird fucken city (Milwaukee)
Wyoming: Doesn't exist

Bro the 50 states are weird

by Bigdiccjerry June 20, 2019

50 State Club

It's much like the "mile high club," but much more difficult. You have to have sex (preferably a different person each time) in all 50 states.

"It took me almost six months, but I got in the 50 State Club."

by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009

Show her the 50 states

A now famous line used in the movie
horrible bosses
It is used twice in the movie
in the credits, they put a spin on it, leaving the audience laughing once the movie is over

-I would like to bend her over that barrel and show her the 50 states-
*Where is that from?*
-A movie-
*No it isn't*
-It is now-

by daxtonisawesome July 27, 2011

Bend her over and show her the 50 states

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

by ONEohTWO January 8, 2012

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

by ONEohTWO January 10, 2012

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.

I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.

by Young Metros Trustee March 29, 2016