When you do bath salts as a drug and then go around chewing homeless people's faces off. Only to be stopped by 11 bullets to the body.
Tom:DUDE MY COUSIN JUST GOT HIS FACE EATEN OFF BY A BATH SALT ZOMBIE!!!
david: STFU I'm doing bath salts right now
Tom: NOOOOOOO
David: *eats Tom's face off*
Tom:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
david: STFU I'm doing bath salts right now
Tom: NOOOOOOO
David: *eats Tom's face off*
Tom:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by DRUGGY BITCH December 12, 2012
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I spilled my beer on this guy at the bar, next thing I know I'm getting jumped by a bunch of saltines.
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To love oneself unconditionally while at the same time to be completely oblivious to the fact that you're actually annoying everyone within a 200 mile radius.
Putting oneself before everyone and everything that actually matters, being the centre of your own attention, and thinking that the whole world loves you for it.
Putting oneself before everyone and everything that actually matters, being the centre of your own attention, and thinking that the whole world loves you for it.
Dude, you're so up your own ass you're practially Saltan.
I thought that everyone loved me, turned out I was just pulling a Saltan.
I thought that everyone loved me, turned out I was just pulling a Saltan.
by DeeAy June 6, 2007
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Or * today I was talking to John and all he did was give me pure salt all day!*
Or * today I was talking to John and all he did was give me pure salt all day!*
by Hom2436 January 24, 2018
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Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.
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Dude, did you hear about that bath salt zombie in Miami? He ate a guy's face off!
Yeah man, drugs are dangerous. Hope we don't have anymore bath salt zombies.
Yeah man, drugs are dangerous. Hope we don't have anymore bath salt zombies.
by funkyricky July 13, 2012
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