Spunk Oven

When some guy spafs in some birds biff

Oh get out of my face you dirty spunk oven

my girlfriend is such a spunk oven

by Mike Cattell November 25, 2011

spunk cupping

Similar to Cup-Caking or Cup Farting however this activity involves spunk (also known as jizz, cum, buss etc). Usually happens after a sex act, one of the pair will cup the spunk and then throw it in either their own or their partners face.

Person 1: "So, did you have a good night then, if you know what I mean?"
Person 2: "Yeah, we got a little wild and tried spunk cupping, it was amazing!"
Person 1: "No way!"

by clockwork monkey August 21, 2013

spunk dust

When a man is so old the semen he produces splurts out in dust clouds rather than blobs of sticky glue, full of swimmers

George had been watching babestation at work and left a pile of spunk dust on the floor

by aidenchomel June 26, 2017

Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020

Spunk Bib

A napkin with a hole in it for a protruding penis. Meant to catch access spunk during masturbation or philashio

Uncle jack used an old McDonald’s napkin as a spunk bib when be beat off his car on lunch break.

by Gussygus July 7, 2020

Spunk Slap

To slap someone with a handful of spunk.

You see your honor, I was asleep in my own home when this dude spunk slapped me, that's why I fuckin' shot him.

by el Jaymundo July 14, 2020

Spunk roulette

Spunk roulette is played where you and 5 other friends all jizz into a cup and mix it into one sauce. You then proceed to roofie a girl and impregnate her with the mystery sludge. Each friend leaves dna evidence that they were at the scene and the loser will be announced in 9 months as a registered sex offender for the rest of their life after the police dna test the baby.

My friends and I played spunk roulette last year and now Thomas is a registered sex offender in the state of Alabama

by FreeSlobJobs March 19, 2021