Splurmazing

Adj.

A word used to describe an earth-shattering orgasm.

"It was the first time you went down on me for months, and it was fucking splurmazing."

by dizzyeyedbex October 6, 2016

splurgulus

a word used by cunts on msn that means nothing when they cant think of a better insult

...JaMeS... says:
nd i fink he blokd me ur all complete and utter splurgulus

by tom25391 December 27, 2007

splursh

To purposely spray matter (usually food) from one's mouth onto another person in act of retaliation, revenge, or pure pleasure.

"Eww Hannah! You splurshed sunflower seed stuff all over me!"

by rebelkid4ever May 8, 2008

splurgh

When you're just about to sneeze, but for some strange reason you don't. Then, just when you put your tissue away, a sneeze explodes from your nose, covering the nearest person in delicious green snot.

John: Huhhhh----
*Holds a tissue up to his nose and gets ready*
*Nothing*
John: What? *puts tissue away*
Steven: Hey man, what's going on?
John: CHOO!!
*Steven is drowning in snot*
Steven: Oh man, that's one hell of a splurgh.

by jewtube November 11, 2009

splurgio

The act of being splurged by a sexual acts.

I had a splurgio night last night and can't move my legs.

by choco1 April 19, 2010

Slurmmin

Hanging out under the influence of Slurm.
Slurm is a fictional soft drink made popular by Futurama.

It is now associated with drinking alcoholic beverages.

Yo, I'ma be slurmmin out tonight, come by.

by Walt McNally October 28, 2010

Splerming

Splerming (v) - the act of spitting out ones drink or food due to shock or surprise

Splerming:
James was drinking when his wife said, "I'm pregnant." Then James splermed all over her.

by johann m September 27, 2011