While in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman in the "doggy style" position, the man pulls out and pretends to ejaculate on the woman's back by spiting on it. And when the unsuspecting woman turns around to complain, the man blows it all over her face. This is usually followed by a "what now, bitch!?" and uncontrollable laughter.
Dude, I totally went Spits and Splatters on that chick last night! Her face AND back was covered in my bodily fluid! Hell yeah!
by CoolBlue91 August 7, 2011
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The act of having residual shit on the fron of your pants as a reult of spur-of-the-moment, quickie anal sex.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.
"Man, he gave me a blazing splatterkhaki, and I had to wear my shirt on the outside until I could go and change! Jeeez!"
by Xander November 26, 2003
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Jenny: OMG Splatterday movies are so gross
David: Come on they're not that bad, I'm pretty sure the doctors will be able to sew her eyelids back on.
David: Come on they're not that bad, I'm pretty sure the doctors will be able to sew her eyelids back on.
by McStreamy December 14, 2012
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by hjking July 12, 2014
Get the slathering mug.One would use this to explain how they have annihilated the toilet bowl, or to defeat an opponent so badly, they are obliterated in such a way that you simply splatter-blast them.
Holy shit, Lee. You got fucking splatter-blasted!
Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.
~ Finest
Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.
~ Finest
by _finest January 8, 2018
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"Did you see the news yesterday?"
"Yeah that suicidal person got hit by a train. It's said they were splattercated everywhere!"
"Yeah that suicidal person got hit by a train. It's said they were splattercated everywhere!"
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