spank the monkey

Spank the Monkey is the greatest internet game ever!

Lets play spank the monkey!

by Ryan Ramsey December 18, 2006

Spank'n'Bosom

-When something is awesome, takes the cake and you can't find a word to explain it cause only nerds say epic now...so nothing is epic.

-Like boss but instead of using profanity you say this (Spank'n'bosom) to help put with more emphasis on your sentence or phrase.

That party was Spank'n'bosom.

Dude, your house is Spank'n'bosom.

I had a Spank'n'bosom time last night!

by CheffxZilla February 15, 2009

spank bank

the images, videos, memories, etc. used for a happy healthy session of masterbation.

It had been a few weeks since he had had sex, so he felt it necessary to get out the spank bank and jerk off happily.

by Weapons of Mass Seduction March 10, 2009

spank the planks

1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing

"Hey babe. Get your groove on. Let's go spank the planks."

by KWB March 14, 2005

spank the plank

The act of playing a musical instrument called the guitar.

hey dudes, I will catch u later I am going to go spank the plank.

by Stevie Mtz January 6, 2009

spank 'n sniff

To jerk off, fling the goo and smell your hand.

I just caught some pictures of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. It's time to go home and give it the old spank 'n sniff.

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

spank the monkey

in houston many will say that it means anal sex, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys masturbate not women but I hear in some places it doesn't matter if your male or female

I wanna spank her monkey
I wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey

by houstongirl September 19, 2009