Stephen Mayer has done it, she turned the fucking scary, bloody thristy vampire into a SPARKLING fairy. Now when you want to call somebody gay, this will get the job done
*edward step into sunlight... and sparkle...*
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE
by Lord Solar October 30, 2010
Get the Son of a sparkling vampire mug.v. A phrase made popular by Marine Staff Non Commissioned Officers meaning punishment is forthcoming for unsatisfactory behavior. Also known as having your dick slapped.
Fifth platoon is so jacked up that the only way to fix them is to bull rush them and begin smacking pee pees.
by Irondevil August 19, 2008
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Example 1
Person 1: Hello, what are you doing there?
Person 2: Why, i'm just sacking around
Example 2
Person 1:*listening to music, not doing homework*
Person 2: Stop sacking around and get your work done
Person 1: Hello, what are you doing there?
Person 2: Why, i'm just sacking around
Example 2
Person 1:*listening to music, not doing homework*
Person 2: Stop sacking around and get your work done
by thatfatkid1704 June 28, 2011
Get the Sacking around mug.When a man has done something bad and a girl puts him over her lap and spanks his balls with her hand or hair brush.
by 938484747475757 February 20, 2017
Get the Spanking Balls mug.Spanking has 2 definitions
Spanking can sometimes to be when a child is either bare or clothed and flipped over a knee to be hit on the bum
Or it can be when people have sex and the male or female gets hit with the paddle or belt.
Spanking can sometimes to be when a child is either bare or clothed and flipped over a knee to be hit on the bum
Or it can be when people have sex and the male or female gets hit with the paddle or belt.
<Jack gives Elizabeth a spanking>
<Def 1:Elizabeth cries like a baby>
<Def 2:Elizabeth moans with pleasure€
<Def 1:Elizabeth cries like a baby>
<Def 2:Elizabeth moans with pleasure€
by Uglybitchxoxo October 10, 2020
Get the Spanking mug.Sexual activity involving the intentional smacking, flicking, punching, kicking or striking of the male ballsack for gratification. May involve hitting with the hand or other device such as a riding crop.
I hired a DOM off the internet and she tied me up and did some sack smacking. Hurt like hell but we both enjoyed the experience.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
Get the Sack Smacking mug.Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi mug.