schlagel slime

Verb- when you get a good fucking nut

Damn daniel! I just got a awesome, radical, stupendus schlagel slime!
bro stop schlagel sliming in me
oh fuckerdoodle im going to schlagel slime
dude you just got your schlagel slime all over me
Oh god..~ Holy fucking smacklecracklefuck~! I'm gonna schlagel slimeeeeee~!!!!

by cum doctor May 15, 2023

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Cock Slime

a think viscous substance originating from the shaft of the males sexual organ. Usually associated with some sort of STD, but can also occur if the guys dink is extremely sweaty or just plain gross. Watch out! cock slime is contagious and if another mans tip touches yours, your body will start secreting the stuff from your man-meat as well. On the other hand, cock slime is also a premo lubricant and assists in self-stimulation.

I rubbed my littler motherfucker raw, and it was enjoyable thanks to cock slime! Its also tasty on my eggs

by A-Spot January 26, 2006

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slime rancher

A person who grows algae for a profit and/or a paycheck.

She's a skilled slime rancher,.

by algaeforenergy December 08, 2010

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Nap Slime

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and then proceeds to put her in the sleeper hold until she is unconscious with cum dripping out of her mouth. He may then pee on her if he wishes or ready a Seattle Sandwich for when she comes to.

It was her Nap Slime last night and she didn't even know it.

by K-Noodle November 11, 2009

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