rocket launchering

The act of using a pool pump jet or a leafblower with the flow of air or water directed into your anus in order to propel yourself whilst also providing pleasure.

Did you see Megan rocket launchering in the pool today? She must have shot 10 feet forward at least!

by BobRoss567823 June 23, 2024

Butt Launcher

When you cum so hard you launch em off like a mentos rocket

He was so good I lowkey became a butt launcher

by Feelngblu January 4, 2026

Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019

Kentucky Rocket Launcher

The act of sneezing while defacating, which forces out all matter instantly with high velocity.

Man 1"Man, I shot a Kentucky rocket launcher last night that gave me a hernia"

Man 2"That's deep"

by Thatoneguydan October 2, 2019

High speed projectile Launcher

Not a gun, unless you make it a gun, don't add gunpowder, you eat that, big slingshot, it's anything but a gun!

Stanger: hey kids, do you want a high speed projectile launcher?

Kids: yeah!

by The TRUE waynesboro tn redneck October 6, 2022

an absolute missle launcher

a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.

wow did you see her? she’s an absolute missle launcher bro

by lilblondewifey679 April 5, 2023

goo goo ga ga launcher

A person who places babies on a slingshot and shoot them off into the sunset

I saved my neighbours children from a goo goo ga ga launcher
I was bored so I tried to be a goo goo ga ga launcher
My city is polluted with goo goo ga ga launchers

by doing this for fun April 27, 2024