Simulated Hunt

When you hunt something down without hurting it; akin to raising a child.

Guy 1: “Hey how’s your mother doing?”

Guy 2: “Fine, now that I’ve performed a simulated hunt on that beast.”

by grammarpolice_# April 12, 2022

Farming simulator

A game most commonly played by virgin farmers that have so little in their life they have to simulate doing what they already do all day by running a boring ass game on an expensive PC.

Jonathan is playing farming simulator again, what a sad guy.

by spudz35 December 26, 2020

simulator

Artificial Actual

Good from far but far from good.

Pamela Anderson is a walking simulator.

'You can only simulate the idea of a perfect woman.'

by QuickGun February 7, 2008

simulist

An individual who is distressingly committed, to the point of failing to eat food, sleep or associate with other carbon based life forms, to building authentic looking and working cockpit mock-ups, both military and civilian, of aircraft, spacecraft, water-borne craft and ground vehicles using computer simulation.

After losing a few pounds, Del, an avid simulist in the throws of a new aircraft cockpit build, was reminded by his sister the only thing he would be flying if he didn't eat would be a pine box.

by Ikor December 14, 2009

simultasticrap

1. Describes a situation that is both fantastic and crappy at the same time.

Jenna: I think I failed that math test, but at least I got to sit next to the hot new kid!

Bianca: Sounds simultasticrap.

by whattheeffisgoingon March 5, 2011

simultate

this is totally gay.

"i dont know how to interact with REAL people, so i simulate with people i meet off of message boards."

by christian February 3, 2005

Simulstream

A media technology that allows multiple audio-visual feeds of an event to be network-transmitted in parallel to a single client on the application layer.

Microsoft's Silverlight technology will be simulstreaming feeds of the Beijing Olympics on behalf of NBC.

by You're this shallow too! August 11, 2008