Simeon: Hi I'm Simeon
GTA-playing troll: Haha Simeon from GTA!
Simeon: Not me.. he was named after me though
GTA-playing troll: Yeah right! Everyone knows the Simeon from GTA was named after the inventor of the Minute of Simeon
Simeon: ..
GTA-playing troll: No way! That's so cool! I love the Minute of Simeon!
GTA-playing troll: Haha Simeon from GTA!
Simeon: Not me.. he was named after me though
GTA-playing troll: Yeah right! Everyone knows the Simeon from GTA was named after the inventor of the Minute of Simeon
Simeon: ..
GTA-playing troll: No way! That's so cool! I love the Minute of Simeon!
by Not Simeon March 7, 2023
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A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
Get the Simmons Middle School mug.A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
Get the Simmons Middle School mug.A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
Get the Simmons Middle School mug.A stupid school that has the best science teachers but the most perverted English one. Once a girl broke a window while trying to smush a bug, and this one guy got punched in the balls so hard people heard a pop and he went to the ER. Once kids made a teacher cry so bad she left in the middle of class and left the school. At some point a meeting was called for the boys of the school cause the 8th grade boys broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But some kid did when a national math competition so they had a little bit of intelligence.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that go fund me for that kids balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.
Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.
Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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Comes from the arabic word "allah has chosen" and is a Levantine Christian name
He's the sweetest guy you'll know, even if he's also incredibly sarcastic
We all know a Simeon, and we all love a Simeon; and i do too
Comes from the arabic word "allah has chosen" and is a Levantine Christian name
He's the sweetest guy you'll know, even if he's also incredibly sarcastic
We all know a Simeon, and we all love a Simeon; and i do too
"Dude... check out that guy over there!"
Yeah, it's Simeon didn't you know? He's the cutest guy i know"
Yeah, it's Simeon didn't you know? He's the cutest guy i know"
by geneticallyyy August 7, 2024
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