shred the cello

To be someone nerdy, who plays an instrument that isn't guitar/bass/drums. Cello is just the word always used, even if the instrument isn't a cello.

1) Oh the redhead said you shred the cello and I'm jello baby

2) "Hey I heard Peter joined the orchestra!"
"What does he play?"
"I dunno, I guess he's shredding the cello!"

by Rincewind_SW August 21, 2005

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load shedding

On Guam, this is a euphemism for power rationing or planned power outages.

The Guam Power Authority scheduled six hours of load shedding in Yigo today.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

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1. inf verb: to extract the audio track from a video (usually featuring an overblown, over-rated rock guitarist) and replace it with perfectly synchronized, very well played rubbish. The joyful result of this painstaking process renders the featured musician looking even more totally fucking risible than they were already.

2. noun: A parody video clip likely to be removed from YouTube

Video by StSanders: Yngwie Malmstrom Shreds.

by Tibenham January 11, 2009

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shred

to go completely fucking nuts while maintaining a complete disregard for the safety of yourself and those around you, facilitated greatly by the consumption of bourbon, and or other controlled substances.

see also: hair metal, stripper girl, underage girl, UTI, the sunset strip

alternate form: bloodshred

Lets pick up some Wild Turkey 101 at Rite Aid and then go fuckin' shred and see how many felonies we can rack up.

or just plain old:

I don't even care, I'll take the fat one. Shred!!!!!!!

by sergei shrednikov April 18, 2006

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