shmorgasm

At a Jewish wedding, when the shmorg (the pre-wedding appetizer course) exceeds one’s expectations in the wildest of ways.

Tatty, that shmorg was so good I had such a gevaldig shmorgasm!!

by Natedagrate99 September 11, 2022

Shmorgley

The feeling that you are energetic but drained, awake but sleepy, and physically can't get super comfortable. Generally a hangover without the bodily discomfort of headaches, stomach aches, or serious discomfort. Being in good humors, while being physically and emotional is drained.

I just feel shmorgley after staying out at the bar after dinner.

by AnyaMynd October 29, 2022

shmorgisberg

type shit of something

damn, that's a big ass shmorgisberg

by mkhomutin January 4, 2023

Shmorp

The mold on your bread.

David: Yo what the actual fuck is this?
Jared: Oh that’s some shmorp on your bread bro.
David: ok but can you stop shoving your dick in my bread please.

by Temmie With A Gun January 26, 2023

Shmorgishe/Shmorgishem

A pronoun that shows you are not a sign of incest.

Shmorgishe is so cool.

Have you seen shmorgishes water bottle?
I go by shmorgishe/shmorgishem.

by ILikePonies505 March 8, 2023

Shmorkledorp

When something is unruly and unnatural in nature

“Why you so shmorkledorp”

by Shmorkleforp May 17, 2023

Shmort Support

When all the midgets come together as family and bring others into the group with total love and acceptance. Created by EtownJunglists.

We as Shmort Supporters welcome everyone into the Family.

by Etown_Junglists September 4, 2023