Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.

"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

scanky

Dirty smelly pussy usually found on TPT with missing teef.

That is one scanky slut

by ./ April 29, 2003

Scanch

Another term for dope, crystal, methamphetemines.
Actual meaning: Bomb Shit

I just picked up some of that scanch.

by Mark ur shit Marky January 31, 2009

Scan Man

Usually an IT geek who is in charge of scanning large amounts of paper or files. Scan Man identifies and fixes any scanning errors and is sometimes revered as a type of pseudo super hero. Scan Man is often seen wearing t-shirts with software or trade show logos. Scan Man has also been known to sport high waters when required to dress up.

Scan Man came to the rescue yesterday when the scanner jammed and the entire system almost shut down.

by See Sack EIA April 27, 2009

Sankeerth

An idiot who is full of narcissism. Little prick is an attention seeker. Thinks people are lucky to have him in their life. Boastful snob with medieval era mindset.

Oh! He is so snobbish. He is such a Sankeerth.

by Sankee-rth October 9, 2018

Sankey

1.n. The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He has a great personality and an even better education. He is very rich and can drown you with money. Any girl is lucky enough to have him.

“Yo John, I met Sankey and he is AMAZING”

by LT0614 January 15, 2018

pre-scan

A scanning technique in which the scanner performs backspoofing on a list of numbers to find out which ones have interesting CLID names. Telco test numbers will often have the name of the telco come up (ie. Verizon).

I did a pre-scan in 907 and found tons of test numbers from the Mukluk telephone company.

by NotTheory August 3, 2004