Jolly Green Sanchez

When you give the old lady a good old fashioned Dirty Sanchez and in doing so, her upper lip is also adorned with a few remnant kernels from her previously consumed, savory Jolly Green Giant Corn Niblets.

Rachel is going to have to cut back on her corn consumption prior to anal sex. Otherwise, she can always expect a Jolly Green Sanchez.

I gave that whore a Jolly Green Sanchez. What a dirty slut.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Rip Dick Sanchez

To drive really fast with no fucks given

He was rip dick Sanchezing through a crowd of people and crashed laughing at all the dying people

by Chungbol November 20, 2019

Elijah Thomas Sanchez

This man will make your heart skip a beat. From his big brown eyes to that goofy smile i love this man he is perfect in every single way. I love him with all my heart and i always will. He treats you like the queen on his world and hold you up higher then anyone else can. Once you get a Elijah Thomas Sanchez there is no turning back you are stuck with him for life ... but im fine with that :)

I Love You With All My Heart Elijah Thomas Sanchez And I Always Will <3

The World: Is that your man ?
Me: Yup and im not sharing him with any of you
The World: OMG you are sooo lucky to have Elijah Thomas Sanchez
Me: i know :) and he is forever mine

by Missy<3 January 10, 2011

caramel sanchez

the act of applying "caramel" to the upper lip portion of the face. resembles dirty sanchez

I ordered a caramel sanchez from the starbucks, and the lady looked at my funny.

by Oraynce Fruit Puntz January 7, 2008

Smiley Sanchez

Much like a Dirty Sanchez only instead of painting a mustache onto your lady, you give her a chinstrap.

The hooker i met last night was up for anything, so i gave her a Smiley Sanchez.

by Trex arms September 18, 2010

Goku Sanchez

An indecent act of naming your offspring a name which will incite laughter, ridicule, prejudice toward the offspring their entire life. The name can be anything unusual that doesn't really fit the boundaries of a name, many Celebrities are guilty of Goku Sanchezing their off-spring. The name comes from the odd-phenomenon of 90s kids naming their offspring after characters from the TV series, Dragon Ball Z.

Me: Did you hear what Carlos named his kid?
Them: Yeah that poor kid got Goku Sanchezed...

by Despotism101 January 26, 2018

Rick Sanchez

The smartest dude ever. He is a big criminal from C-137. He is usually annoying.

Rick Sanchez is a total douchebag.

by I AM AWESOME 1 April 24, 2019