Stripper Strength

...the amount of strength and psychotic anger it takes for a woman to throw a brick through an automobile windshield. Women exclusive, male version-retard strength.

" My wife got so pissed at me, last night, she punched me with stripper strength and knocked my tooth loose.

by Oof Son of Ouch May 20, 2010

stripper dent

A stripper thats been pounded in the ass so many times, she actually has a round dent on dat ass!

I ain't makin it rain on her she's got a stripper dent.

by RatFink1 July 29, 2009

ghetto stripper

any girl that drinks too much at a party or any social gathering and then starts dancing and stripping(she will not get paid this is done willingly but intoxicated).It is usually a white girl,but this phenomenon is not solely limited to white girls.

yo dude lets invite brads sister to our next frat party.Dude what for?We don't have enough cash for a real stripper so if we invite her and get her drunk she will magically turn into our very own ghetto stripper.

by PlayHeroes October 21, 2010

Candy stripper

A nurse who moonlights at the strip club.

Patient 1: Why does that nurse look so familiar?
Patient 2: Because you saw her last night on the pole, she's a candy stripper.

by #bsb December 31, 2016

Stripper Streaks

Thick obnoxious streaks of highlighted hair, most notably popular among strippers.

"You should totally get some stripper streaks, that would be hot!"

"Time to re-do the stripper streaks, your black roots are showing."

by True Nature Girl April 2, 2009

stripper face

A woman who has a body deemed "hot" by cultural standards, but has a slightly fucked up face. Examples being: eyes too close, head too small, large mouth, funky teeth, slight inbred look, bruises, eye patch, scars, acne, etc... If these women had slightly prettier facial features they might actually be able to become real models or actresses instead of porn stars and escorts. Not ugly, but not real pretty. See also: porn face.

That chick is kinda hot, but she has stripper face.

The reason strip clubs are poorly lit is so you can't see the strippers' faces.

Not a butter face or double bagger, just odd looking in the daylight.

by dogawful May 12, 2008

stripper tits

unusually large cup size coupled with an unusually small band size. Can be either real or fake.

"I started sprouting boobs at age 10, so by the time I was 12 I was a 32F, full on stripper tits."

by Sharkysmachine April 25, 2006