single bagger

Noun. A woman whom is so unattractive that a man should not consider having sexual relations with her unless a brown paper grocery sack is over her head. However, she is not as ugly as a 'Double Bagger' and therefore a man does not need the added protection of the second brown paper grocery sack over his own head.

(Setting is a High School Men's Locker Room)

Guy 1: "Linda is so ugly, She's a double bagger."

Guy 2: "Naw, Linda's real ugly, but she isn't that ugly. You Got to give the Girl some credit! She is only a single bagger!"

by Observer of the Mountain April 2, 2009

Single Mom-itis

Stressed out mom. Mom in dire need of a visit from the cleaning fairy. A mom that needs a night out on the town.

She had Single Mom-itis so bad she thought she was going nuts.

by LittleTLC October 10, 2011

Single Aware

When You Are Made To Be Aware That You Are Single On Feburary The 14th You Don't Have A Valentine.

Person 1: Hey, Do You Have A Valentine?

Person 2: No, Today Makes Me Single Aware.

by Lil-Dan February 14, 2009

Single-hander

Someone who has had sex with between one and five people, i.e. they can count their sexual partners on a single hand.

If I had your luck, I'd still be a single-hander.

by SFMG November 13, 2012

single 15

Single 15 - a) losing 15 pounds after a break up - because "you've lost your appetite" and/or you want to be hot. b) you gain 15 pounds after breaking up - because you're "so upset," drinking like cray, eating ice cream, and/or are on tinder.

-"Omg, we just broke up, how have I already gained the single 15!?"

-"Ugh, the only good thing about leaving him was the single 15!"

by Single15 July 29, 2014

single-syllable reply

Constantly replying with "yea. No. Sure. K. Nice. Kden" and other such meaningless and mostly non existing words. It is a great way to get even your friends to hate you

Pers 1: Hey dude, I just earned $100 of your painting! the guy loved it!
Pers 2: Cool.
Pers 1: Can you please stop the single-syllable reply?!
Pers 2: Sure.

by CyrinPlays May 22, 2015

Single Ladies Mystique

Group of single ladies who have an aura of mystery, awe, and power surrounding them. The single ladies mystique fosters strength in their fellow ladies and a power and prowess that cannot be tamed.

That group over there has that single ladies mystique.

by danesworld____ October 30, 2018