Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021

rooster turkey

Acceptable terminology in a public setting to use to refer to someone as a "cock gobbler" or "cock sucker".

Father: Son, how's the new job?

Son: It's OK, but my boss is a rooster turkey.

by monkeytumble April 10, 2008

cunt rooster

A cunt rooster is a fucking piece of shit asshole motherfucker that can't keep their wandering cock out of other hen houses, aka vaginas. A great way to describe that special cheating son of a bitch in your life.

"Sean Thorpe is a total fucking cunt rooster."

by Your Lord And Saviour January 19, 2014

Dirty Rooster

When you fuck a bitch in the ass, get shit dick, then ram your cock down her throat forcing her to gag and make a sound like a fucked up rooster's crow.

I gave my bitch the dirty rooster last night and the cunt puked all over my fuckin bed!!!

by PV2 Cigarette December 21, 2008

Rooster Tail

While mud riding, your tires sling mud into the air behind you in the shape of a rooster's tail.

Did you see ol' Jimmy slingin' them there rooster tails. Whoowee they tuk er jubs!

by lcworks February 26, 2017

Romance Rooster

An older man who used to kiss his wife very often when they were dating. But now has lost the pleasure of kissing. One 'Pickles' strip showed Earl and Opal fighting because he no longer kissed her. This was what lead to the Romance Rooster (Pickles July 25, 2004)

Opal: Hey Earl, you never kiss me anymore. I wonder why?

Earl: I guess I forgot how. I used to be a Romance Rooster.

Opal: I know. Those romantic dates we had back in 1945, I miss those to death.

Earl: Well, how about we have one tonight? Maybe, we can bring the Romance Rooster back. Maybe we can get some magic!

by Dusty's Baby Powder January 17, 2011

Rooster Dick

A person possesing an inflated and exagerated view of "their" actractiveness to the opposite sex

Tom was such a "rooster dick" around the females at the club.

by Scott & Amber January 17, 2009