Rizzard

When you get a home done haircut and look in the mirror and your head looks like a jelly bean

Damn you got a jelly bean head. I know my dad couldn't afford to go to the barbershop so he had to cut my hair. I got a rizzard

by Lafkareski November 23, 2018

Ricardo Milos

The espanol nigga that rlly loves to dance in that Ricardo Milos Meme bitches who have no iq about MEMES and no iq does not know how to talk nigga

Ricardo milos dancing

by Is Meme June 21, 2019

Ricardo

Ricardo a is the example of global warming he is annoying and thinks he has friends but there really only his girlfriend cousins because he was born in Alabama his COD MOBILE stats are really bad he is really bad at soccer and can't run really fast he has a microphallus he got surgery but it was gone wrong he thinks he is better than everyone else but really isn't like for example let's name this guy Kevin and than Ricrardo comes and says I'm better than you at soccer. They play a match and Kevin wins simple as that he beats him 20-0 like This kid once did to a person named Junes his soccer team wasent that good but you know not tryna be rude you know. Also Ricardo was twerking in front of his sister and he was watching her get naked this is 100% real since he was born in Alabama he said it was alright. You might be wondering how I know so much but that's because he was playing cod and his sister was yelling out what he was doing and I could hear through the mic. His last name is Ricardo Girl which is weird but yea.

Stephany: is that the guy with no friends and bad at soccer
Jessica: must be a Ricardo

Stephany: yes it is a Ricardo with the Microphullus LOL XD LMAO mega LOL

by Codmobilebit61 October 18, 2019

Ritard

Any Female who does not accept that their vote counts as 1/2 and any male vote counts as 10.

Those girls were Ritards for thinking they were right in that democratic process.

by NOJELLOSHOTS March 1, 2010

Ricardo

Ricardo usually has a last name Soto which stands for joto. Ricardo can also be short for Richy which means Richy mama chichi. Ricardo or Richy Is typically a pussy nigga, Talks alot of shit till' he gets his ass beat by a guy named Efren.

Ey Richy mama chichi Stop talking shit joto before Efren beats your ass.Stop being a joto/pussy nigga Ricardo.

by Fake not real September 17, 2019

ricardo

ricardo beautifully hot guy who is really optimistic sexy humble man he is a great friend and a great boyfriend

girl1 ricardo is mine

girl2no he is mine

by hot boy 01 May 29, 2019

Ricardo

Usually a tall person, from Mexican descent. Typically associated with Rats, such as the rats from ratatouille. Usually he is known to be very gay and being called Ratcardo.

Him: Hi ratcardo, wanna suck my dick?
Ricardo: Yeah man, let me finish with this one first.

by Big Schlonger November 7, 2019