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self-report

A term that originated from the 2018 game Among Us, in which it would describe a player reporting a dead body that they themselves had killed; its use has since been expanded to describe any action by a person that unnecessarily draws attention to something negative about themselves. It is similar to a Freudian slip, but it does not require the person to make an accidental error; their words or actions are typically deliberate, and the person may already be perfectly aware of the negative connotations of their conduct.
Original Use
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?

Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?
by MidniteLRG June 27, 2024
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SCBOLBOY Mass reported redz

A meme popular in the community of Nobelium. It regards the false accusation of a person known as redzbux of accusing SCBOLBOY of mass reporting and doing everything that was ever bad in the world.
"SCBOLBOY MASS REPORTED REDZ!!!!!!"
by GlucioPL December 20, 2016
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LCPS weather report

a stupid thing in LCPS,every morning there will be one and giving some useless information.
good morning,welcome to LCPS weather report,we will be checking on the weather today......
by MTR GUY September 28, 2023
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Reported

No cases reported at a lab doesn't mean there were no cases there. No evidence of a cover up isn't the same as no cover up took place.
What is reported is not always the same as what happened (and is often not at all what really happened), and if you've ever seen a police report, you know that it's often full of bullshit.
by The Original Agahnim June 10, 2021
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Mandatory reporter

A person whose position includes as one of its tenants the obligation to report possible criminal activity to a higher authority should they be made aware of it. If it is made aware that they knew of the possible activity and failed to report it, they will be implicated as a criminal conspirator and be made subject to legal reprisal.
A school teacher is a mandatory reporter who must file a letter of concern to higher authorities should they learn that one of their students is possibly being abused.
by AOmundson June 8, 2024
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report bomb

when a youtuber (usually an immature one) commands their viewers to mass report a video they dislike, even if there is nothing rule breaking about the video.
Person 1: ''OMG I HATE THIS VIDEO PLS REPORT IT!111''
Person 2: ''jesus christ kid stop report bombing and go outside''
by deliriousidiot November 19, 2023
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