ROFL RAPED

The act of embarassing, or destroying an opponent in a matter of contest, to the point where it is not only hilarious, but also painful and unwanted on the receiving end of said "ROFL RAPE".

Teammate 1: "Hey lets go"
Teammate 2: "alright!"
Teammate 2's Head explodes as a sniper shot is heard echoing, painting teammate 1 in brain jello.

Teammate 1: "JESUS CHRISTO, HE JUST GOT ROFL RAPED VIA .50 CAL!!!

by Exian Zero March 11, 2010

rofkms

Initialism meaning "Rolling On Floor Killing Myself".

How do u say goodbye? LOL. rofkms.

by torqtorq June 13, 2012

roflasm

Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.

"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."

"I just ROFLASMed all over myself."

by Rogaru March 8, 2014

rofl_420

Garfields biggest fan. /srs (they wrote lore for me)

ugly ass bitch: GARFIELD SUCKS
rofl_420: never say that.. *emo demon powers*
ugly ass bitch: PLS SPARE ME!!!!!!!!!
rofl_420: go kys. now.

by tweekingurmom March 29, 2022

roflmaotib

The 'tib' is 'til it burns'. So, the phrase is rolling on the floor laughing my ass 'til it burns.

I saw this guy the other carry boxes to his car & all of the sudden, he trips over the sidewalk. I was roflmaotib.

by The Zeusian December 6, 2009

ROFLMAOPAO

roflmaopao = rolling on the floor laughing my ass of and pissing all over

person 1 : I just peed on a buss
person 2 : ROFLMAOPAO!

by awesome unicorn February 16, 2010

roflbomb

An explosion of uncontrollable Laughter among a massive (or not so massive) group of people. MP

I dropped a massive roflbomb on the kids around me. They lawled all over themselves as a result.

by Matt Perez November 24, 2007