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hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn
Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me
by Vyplnit December 7, 2011
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Ranted

V. (as in "you've been ranted")

Ranting:

-the act of responding to a comment using the current topic and then segueing into other subject matter with the intent of being humorous and/or annoying. Most effective when done to the 4th or 5th "power"
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Guy #1: It's a sarcastic take on Godzilla and Japanese art

Guy #2: Did the Japanese find this offensive?

Guy #3: (who randomly chanced upon said conversation)
Do Japanese people find sarcasm offensive? what kind of question is that? That's like asking if burning the carcasses of dead cats can be perceived as cruel! Sure, normal people could care less, but is it really necessary? And also, does the burning of said cats negate their chances of going to heaven? Have we condemned the lives of millions of millions of felines into the black oblivion that is hell? But another thing to consider is, do they even DESERVE to go to heaven? Most cats I know are anti-social and will bite you if you rub their fur the wrong way. Why can't they be more like dogs and just be content with the ability to lick their own balls? People spend YEARS trying to learn this ability, what do you think yoga is meant for? Flexibility is one of the most understated abilities of the human body and is often neglected. What many don't understand is that by working to become more flexible they not only decrease the chance of injury but increase the ability to gain lean muscle. You've been ranted.
by Rico Sauve 7243 June 25, 2010
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Raster Burn

A slang term used by hackers to describe Computer Vision Syndrome (CVS).

Irritation of the eyes that occurs after hours of staring into a LCD or CRT computer monitor, where the millions of phosphor dots start to "burn" your eyes. This happens especially after looking at plain text for hours, such as when writing code.

Using the green-over-black color scheme while coding reduces raster-burn, as does wearing lightly tinted sunglasses, especially if they are polarized.
"The mirrored sunglasses the teenager worn were round and black, John Lennon numbers. Worn to prevent "raster burn" from the phosphor dot symbols displayed on his screen." -Hackers, David Bischoff

guy 1- Damn, I got hella bad raster-burn from that 72 hour hacking marathon I pulled.

guy 2- I told you not to take all that vyvanse man!
by rydog69 September 22, 2011
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burn rate

How much money a start-up venture spends per month just to stay alive.
We've got to raise more capital with our colossal burn rate.
by octopod November 24, 2003
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RATE

This is an acronym standing for "Rough Around The Edges" and it refers to people (usually used to describe certain women) who are a bit rugged in both appearance and personality (usually found with Type 1s).
That chick is a hardcore RATE but still I find her strangely appealing. Other Ratish women turn me on too.
by Sateeb August 14, 2009
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Pat Raftered

Taken after the famous tennis player for reasons unknown, Pat Raftered comes form the term "Packed to the Rafters", meaning there is a lot of congestion in one specific area.
Can be used to describe any incidence where there is congestion e.g. "The Bus was Pat Raftered today"
by LanceSmith October 17, 2008
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