LanceSmith's definitions

Hairy Baird

A mixed alcoholic beverage comprising Guinness, Coke and Morgan's Rum.

"Geese us a Hairy Baird mister!"

by LanceSmith March 31, 2009

Pat Raftered

Taken after the famous tennis player for reasons unknown, Pat Raftered comes form the term "Packed to the Rafters", meaning there is a lot of congestion in one specific area.

Can be used to describe any incidence where there is congestion e.g. "The Bus was Pat Raftered today"

by LanceSmith October 17, 2008

Mick Jagger

Another name for a pint of lager due to it sounding the same.

"I'll have a pint of Mick Jagger please"

by LanceSmith October 26, 2008

Banjo

A boxing term, meaning to knock someone out.

I think AJ will banjo Ruiz

by LanceSmith October 12, 2019