Ranted

V. (as in "you've been ranted")

Ranting:

-the act of responding to a comment using the current topic and then segueing into other subject matter with the intent of being humorous and/or annoying. Most effective when done to the 4th or 5th "power"

FACEBOOK Conversation

Guy #1: It's a sarcastic take on Godzilla and Japanese art

Guy #2: Did the Japanese find this offensive?

Guy #3: (who randomly chanced upon said conversation)
Do Japanese people find sarcasm offensive? what kind of question is that? That's like asking if burning the carcasses of dead cats can be perceived as cruel! Sure, normal people could care less, but is it really necessary? And also, does the burning of said cats negate their chances of going to heaven? Have we condemned the lives of millions of millions of felines into the black oblivion that is hell? But another thing to consider is, do they even DESERVE to go to heaven? Most cats I know are anti-social and will bite you if you rub their fur the wrong way. Why can't they be more like dogs and just be content with the ability to lick their own balls? People spend YEARS trying to learn this ability, what do you think yoga is meant for? Flexibility is one of the most understated abilities of the human body and is often neglected. What many don't understand is that by working to become more flexible they not only decrease the chance of injury but increase the ability to gain lean muscle. You've been ranted.

Ranted by Rico Sauve 7243 June 25, 2010

Ranged Top Laner 

Ranged Top Laner

Ranged Top Laner refers to people in the popular MOBA League of Legends who decide to ruin any ounce of fun for the enemy top laner

People may decide to play as a Ranged Top Laner if they have gone on a lose streak and wish to be good at something for once so they decide to play a champ like Ryze or Anivia top lane

Damn this Ranged Top Laner must be Challenger Rank 1
can our jungle gank top please? this Ranged Top Laner is more cancerous then Solo Queue

Ranged Top Laner by an angry darius main December 24, 2019

Ranked Skywars

A game on the hypixel network that is a varient of normal skywars. It is also full of blatant cheaters. This game mode makes people feel the following things:
1. Suicidal
2. Mad
3. Disbelief

"Im so fucking done with ranked skywars its full of fucking cheaters holy shit."

Ranked Skywars by Skippayy January 18, 2018

rantdumb messages

The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.

OMG I keep getting these rantdumb messages, just sayin'.

rantdumb messages by jpg3 November 22, 2011

Rarted 

The superior form of "retarded". It's the most destructive word you can ever use against another living soul. Saying this word to someone will cause them to either die of a heart attack or become so sad that they commit suicide.

Random Person on the Internet: "Oh boy a new comment on my Youtube video!"

Edgelord9000: "You are rarted!"

Random Person on the Internet: *dies of heart attack*

Rarted by Bladethegamer February 21, 2018

Rocket league Ranked 

Rocket league ranked basically i the most toxic gamemode ever. full of 10 year olds virgin smurfers. And if you are in plat, well good luck.

P1:What a save!
P2 (the smurf): Okay.
P2 wins by 7 goals
P1: Fuck u smurf go kys
P1 gets banned for 3 days for swearing
P2 dosen't get banned and continues smurfing
This is Rocket league Ranked.

Rocket league Ranked by ExoticBotters November 2, 2020

Ranked Bedwars

Where people with no life, no family, and too many clicks per second compete to see whos the sweatiest in bed.

That nerd is a Ranked Bedwars Player

Ranked Bedwars by OutViz March 17, 2021