poonch

A hard punch delivered to a vagina, usually in a fit of anger. It is a combination of the word "poon" and "punch".

"Dude I poonched that chick cause she wasn't giving it up last night."

by macaroony and cheese March 22, 2008

ponch

a person who fails to meet even the basest of expectations.

Anthony didn't show up? He's such a ponch.

by HerbertAndGladys November 10, 2008

Ponch

While having sex, you get a poncho and suffacate and kill your partner. (can be mixed with fencing!!!)

I am going to ponch you after school biatch!!!

by A-non-a-mouse March 25, 2004

poncho villa

a Mexican Folk hero, a revolutionist, helped defeat the federal army of Porfirio Díaz, captured/arrested multiple times but always managed to free himself/escape, assassinated in 1923

Watch "starring Pancho Villa as himself"

by LQ May 13, 2005

penis poncho

Another phrase for condom.

Hey Jimmy!! Don't forget to wear your penis poncho before you have sex!!

by James1024 February 4, 2009

Poncheezied

Part of a Dance Gavin Dance song name from the Album Downtown Battle Mountain II.

The most likely meaning is a spinoff from the obnoxious board game Parcheesi.

Hey, did you hear the new DGD song called Previously Poncheezied?" "Nah, I don't listen to scream-o shit.

by I dont get it March 17, 2011

ass poncho

a poncho made from silk because silk comes from a worms ass.

Damn she is really workin that ass poncho

by manny November 28, 2004