Predicted

And even if I HAD predicted it directly, you would have been a wannabe tough-guy bitch about it. "Nuh-uh Hym! Israel would destroy them! They wouldn't even get a chances! We would kill them for trying!" Is EXACTLY what you would have said (and I know this for a fact you're dumb and because I'm smart and can deduce what a dumb person would think I'm about to think your thoughts and then I can think better thoughts in response to your dumb thoughts) and I'd still be correct because you wouldn't have taken the steps needed to prevent it even with the genius prediction I would have made had I had all of the information available.

Hym "I mean, I can't say I predicted it directly but I gave you a rough outline of what's going to lead to what. And now you're going to think "Well, oh now I can use that to..." and no. You can't. Because you're a retard. You're going to try to finesse the system so that YOU PERSONALLY (and/or your team) can stay on top (and I know this because it's all your limited brain will allow you to do) instead of doing the thing that stops that from happening. And you're going to do that because you're not capable of learning your lesson."

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

Preditoring

Hooking up to have sex

He said he would do a little preditoring in you.

by anonymous November 5, 2023

Prediddament

1.) Using popular rapper Sean “Diddy” Combs’ misfortune to help identify a sexual predicament.

1.) Double booking dick appointments is a prediddament.

2.) “I think my girl cheatin on me.” “Sorry bro, sounds like a real prediddament”

by BigHossGup April 24, 2024

Predicimentation

when someone assumes something bad is going to happen to someone or something

my father made a Predicimentation that I would cut my leg with

by planeguy77 June 12, 2024

Prediction

Mine was actually correct though.

Hym "My prediction was that they were going to use mail-in ballots to cheat and pull off 'The most extensive and inclusive voter faurd operation in the history of the presidency' (that's a Joe Biden quote) and I WAS CORRECT! I told the 'Don't shut down the country or you're going to lose.' And then his DID shut down the country. And he DID lose. People should know better than to ignore me but, hey, I guess always being correct and literally creating A.I. isn't good enough for everybody. I think it's not being able to delude yourselves into believing you're 'good' in any way shape or form. That's got to be it. I don't know. But it's crazy! I'm like a seer! Greatest mind who's ever lived!"

by Hym Iam June 29, 2024

Předkož

Man who doesnt have a foreskin and trains dragons

Man I hate předkož

by skibid December 2, 2024

Predictive History Theory

A method of forecasting the future by treating history like a repeating algorithm. Inspired by Isaac Asimov’s “psychohistory,” Jiang argues that large‑scale human behavior follows predictable patterns—like the rise and fall of empires, the outcomes of great‑power rivalries, and the timing of major wars. By identifying these “historical structures,” you can supposedly make scarily accurate prophecies about coming events. It’s geopolitics meets fortune‑telling, with a Yale degree.

“Predictive History Theory nailed the 2024 U.S. election and the Iran‑Israel conflict a year in advance. Next up? It says China will peak in 2035 and then face a ‘Soviet‑style’ unraveling. Check the charts, man.”

by Abzugal January 24, 2026