Premature answer checking

Looking in the back of one's textbook to "check" homework answers before actually attempting the problem.

Wow, we have a lot of math homework. I will be doing a lot of premature answer checking tonight.

by SamsLembas October 9, 2008

Premature Awakeulation

Waking up before your alarm clock goes off because your afraid your alarm is broken/wont go off when its supposed to.

Since Alison dropped her alarm behind her bed she went to sleep worried it wouldn't go off in the morning and she might be late for work. This resulted in premature awakeulation the next morning.

by VPizz January 14, 2008

Prejaculation

The act of ejaculating before a desired time; Also known as premature ejaculation.

Ming: What is with my boyfriend and his damn prejaculation?
Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.

by YapmelkXela February 12, 2010

Ejacularum Prematurae

Little known 'spell' from the Harry Potter universe used by Professor Dumbledore to amuse himself.

Dumbledore: Why Severus, what is the trouble?

Snape: Headmaster, I am again having unclean thoughts regarding the student Hermione.

Dumbledore (shouting and pointing his wand): EJACULARUM PREMATURAE!

Snape: Oh. Great. Thanks.

Dumbledore: Severus, there are some kleenex in the washroom.

by To M Paine October 28, 2009

backseat preacher

When someone tells you what to believe in without going into any detail, or getting any consent from you to do so in the first place.

Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"

by Justin Wilkinson July 28, 2008

permacast

Perpetual gray skies, as those found in the Pacific Northwest, most notably Portland.

"By February, months of permacast had me needing to get out of Portland and find some sun."

by spenceronehalf November 17, 2005

preacher comforts

Any relief or succour got from a religious body, particularly in times of stress (confession) or dire straits (last rites)

After the divorce he thought that he was Hell bound, until he recieved some preacher comforts

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007