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North Platte

North Platte is the shittiest town in Nebraska. While being the center of commerce for a 100 mile radius, it houses some of the dirtiest, stupid people across America. Named after one of the rivers that travel through it, the name of the town should be Twin Platte, or even just Platte. Many people traveling along I-80 find this an nice place to stop, as it is the only thing around for at least 100 miles. Don't fall into the trap of living in North Platte.
"Man, are you retarded or something?"

"No, I is from North Platte"
by Guitar_player05 February 27, 2009
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Platte County

The worlds most boring town, where there is nothing but football and wrestling.
by Cooter August 25, 2003
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Pitter patter

(In the romantic sense
1. The sound and feeling your heart makes.
2. To describe your heart going rapid or the heart flutters
3. A way to say your in love.

4. Lightning striking (in the love sense) aka. Love at first site
Oh laura my sweet you make my heart go pitter patter everytime you walk across the dance floor
by Theamazinggeek June 5, 2018
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PITTER PATTER

pitter patter means to HURRY !!
Police : THERE THEY ARE !

CRIMINIMINALS : OH NOES PITTER PATTER
by NEWBIE February 19, 2005
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Pitter Patter

slang for non-sense
Pitter patter lets get at er.
Pitter patter whats the matter?
by Weedy Gonzalez November 28, 2017
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ass plaster

when one's ass is crusty from scabs or shit
Stevens road rash was so bad when it began to heal it looked like he had ass plaster
by curtmagurt August 5, 2013
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Penis Patter

Someone who is super proud of how much of a dick they are.
"John just totally Tweeted about how he kicked my dog so hard he cried."
"Wow, what a penis patter."
by InsignisMemoria March 29, 2016
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