pittums

A word used by the sweetest girls in the world to show affection

"Poor pittums come here and give me a hug"

by seanzyy July 27, 2008

pittish

A feeling that you are down in a pit and can't get out

Distraught, sad, depressed

She just didn't want to get out of bed yesterday, she was feeling so pittish

by sunshopgirl August 6, 2009

Pittyswains

1. Noun: Suspect stains, normally dried sperm or sex stains but can be used for any unidentified stain. May be on any surface, though fabric is usually more permanent.

2. Verb: The act of making stains that will later be suspect to a party at a later time. -ed -ing -s

1. Oh, dude. This motel room is full of pittyswains.

2. Sorry man, me and this girl totally pittyswained all over the back seat of your car last night.

by S. P. D. July 19, 2010

pittsburg piledriver

when you have a girl in a 69 position standing up and you do a piledriver forcing your dick deep down her throat

me and my wife were banging last night and i gave her the pittsburg piledriver

by dr.bigdick January 10, 2012

pittsburgh option

(n) A form of suicide that involves entering a sports bar in the city of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania in full Baltimore Ravens garb, and defecating on a Terrible Towel. Death is said to be immediate.

John lost his penis. Hope he doesn't use the Pittsburgh option.

by Pittsburghtuna February 15, 2014

Pittutitis

A person that always gets ill when abroad, irrespective of weather conditions. Associated to travel sickness.

I'm feeling dizzy. I think I have pittutitis.

I fainted while going down with the cable car. I think I must have pittutitis!

I was walking and somehow slipped on ice. I think I have pittutitis.

by Defdon September 17, 2017

pittsburgh sidecar

Placing the penis erection into the hole gastric bypass of another dude

Joe did a "Pittsburgh Sidecar" to Tom, that fuggin freak....

by Butthandler February 24, 2018