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Note-per-time

The time you spent learning for a test divided by the grade you get. It is something extremely stupid thought of by an extremely stupid person
Person: Dude, i got an A for Maths!
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up
by Ferixu September 26, 2022
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Per Show

Hym "58k per year is the average writer salary and in quality what you're getting is WAY ABOVE AVERAGE. It's also the source material. 65k per show, per season, and residuals or royalties (whichever apply). Full credit for A.I. and payment for the perception tool."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
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Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
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Per-curious

When one is stuck in an inanimate appliance looking to get railed
Help step ladder......I'm stuck in a per-curious place. .........I don't know how I got stuck in the dryer.
by Step ladder October 15, 2022
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Per Capa Jacka

Peter Ramirez... the bro i use to know... Someone who jacks your per capita behind your back. Taking all of your Birth Right money from you being of Indian descent.
The per capa jacka really thought he was gonna get away with this.
by Likalotapus October 7, 2020
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per

A saying to agree with someone
Person 1:“God Ryan Renolds is so hot”
Person 2: “per😍”
by lilliealex November 21, 2021
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