Percoleptic

when someone is on Percocet and unable to control sleep states and says things like "far out"

21 Year old: "That's far out"
Other person: "Silence. You are percoleptic."

by prig73 December 8, 2017

Percentium

The area between your taint and butthole. The formal way of saying taint, or chode.

My percentium is inflamed.

by Cannavanman September 19, 2018

perculesees

Perculesees means sex in ancient Egypt

Let’s go have perculesees

by Idiot trash 123 November 22, 2019

Percent Down

When a woman romantically asks to give you head and/or offers to peg you, declining her offer will make her angry and will result in an outburst of anger which will get you gripped IRL

Hey, want some percent downs?

by Colt69420XD November 26, 2020

Percenters

Short for percentage but a specified value

Three three percenters is short for 33%

by Whichone February 1, 2021

percupet

Infant or juvenile porcupine.

Is that a small porcupine? No, it is in fact, a percupet. You're full of shit, Scott.

by Lennypepperbottom May 8, 2021

Percentassery

(n.) A quantitative word describing the single percentage of "assed" force you are emitting when fulfilling a given task. Akin to "half-assed", but much lower in output. ¹

(adj.) Can be used to describe one's low level of desire to complete a task.²

1. She showed her percentassery as she kicked a muffin towards the trash bin in minimal effort to clean.

2. His actions were very percentassery; I could tell that he did not want to be here working today.

by Smitty McDitty August 1, 2021