parapendicular

Two lines that are both parallel and perpendicular at the same time. Completely mindblowing

crazy math teacher: these two lines are parapendicular

student: bitch, is that even possible?!

by the POPOlice December 9, 2008

parafenaciously

It can mean anything you want it to mean. It's a universal word of the future

J Willy is parafenaciously trying to write a paper
or
J Willy was parafenaciously f'ing her ass
or
after a very parafenacious day J Willy needed some sleep

by Jeff March 1, 2004

paraphernaliaholic

Its like being a shopoholic but for accessories that go with the main product. If you smoke weed your pipe is considered paraphernalia and if you keep buying more paraphernalia to make you feel better than you're a paraphernaliaholic.

Wow look! Ryan has like 3 pipes, 2 bongs, a vaporizer, and a hookah. He's definitely a paraphernaliaholic.

by Dblitz July 15, 2010

parage

Uncontrollable road rage that occurs during a parade or public assembly. The P is capitalized when the perpetrator is a public official.

The Lieutenant spewed uncontrollable parage when a minivan full of children pulled in front of his fire truck on the parade route.

by monkey137bfd December 7, 2012

Awkward Parade

noun. When one is dragged around by a friend, spouse, or another acquaintance at a party or social event and is awkwardly introduced to many different groups in succession of each other.

Joe- Hey Steve, how was your girlfriend's brother's wedding?
Steve- Oh it was a total awkward parade. Before the ceremony I asked the groom's parents if the bride was pretty. Apparently her brother is gay. Then I had to go around and meet her entire family. I was so uncomfortable.
Joe- ...Oh that blows.

by El Holdo July 28, 2009

bipolar parade

An annual march of mentally unstable people

My husband is being a little bitch. He should be the leader of the bipolar parade.

by aruba69 June 23, 2015

i got laid parade

The act of " the walk of shame" but not feeling shameful at all

Guy: see that girl her heels are in her hand and her dress is too tight I bet she's doing the walk of shame

Guys friend : nah bro she's smiling this is her " I got laid parade ":)

by Cutiecrossbones January 30, 2016