Promit

Pormit is a sad frog that has no friends. Promit is also ungrateful for what he has and constantly seeks attention. Known for being a dead last as well as a loser

Person 1- "look at promit, hes bothering the girls from table 3

Girls- "promit stop. We won't go on a date with you!, teacher! Hes bothering us!"

Teacher- "promit, detention for 2 weeks"

by Blake(taken by yang) February 23, 2019

Prompose

The act of promising to propose before actually proposing for marriage.
Can be used as a noun as well.

I'm going to prompose to Alexandra to let her know it will happen... eventually.

The promposal will be on Friday!

by LoveStruckCanadian February 6, 2013

Prometheus

The nose of Galassi. It has it's own brain and thinks for itself. One half of the reason that Galassi is so smart. Prometheus has a chance to rule the world someday.
Also a Greek God, but who cares. Prometheus is Galassi's nose.

Prometheus is in the way, I can't see the board.

by Definition Man of FP March 5, 2007

PrometheusMax

The most PRO and HOT guy with Big PP that you can see in your life. The Titan Prometheus from the Greek mythology was called by him. Olny his name is prohibited in twenty-three countries same like traveling for PtitCouse. Millionaire, philanthropist-

Are you with out job ? Change it, change your life and be successful like PrometheusMax33. You can do it.

by fans of jackie chan March 31, 2021

promatic

a word that everyone started saying after they saw that crazy commerical for family guy, on adultswim at 2 AM. really, it has no exact defintion.

1. dude! those waves were so promatic! (awesome, cool, sweet)
2. i got a D in history! my mom is going to go so promatic. (get angry, get mad)
3. the movie was promatic, and lameee! (lame, sucked)

by rebecca schrader September 10, 2005

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

shameless self promotion

When an urbanetizen (see urbanetizens) uses Urban Dictionary as a venue for writing good things about oneself/one's girlfriend/boyfriend/friend

Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary isn't your school bathroom wall..

by catfight12 January 8, 2009