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What many people feel like doing around prom season when all anyone can seem to talk about is prom, which includes every detail about your dress, who your date is, and of course letting everyone within 5 feet of you know about all of your group's drama. Well guess what? NO ONE CARES.
Within 5 minutes of class Donna found the need to tell me all of her prom plans. I learned that her dress is actually pink not fuchsia, Joe is getting kicked out of their group because he won't pay the $75 party bus fee, and pictures are going to be at Stacy's now because she has a spiral staircase with 34 steps and Harold doesn't...Now I'm going to go promit all over the next person who mentions prom.
promit by NeutrogenaWave May 12, 2009
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Promit 

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Pormit is a sad frog that has no friends. Promit is also ungrateful for what he has and constantly seeks attention. Known for being a dead last as well as a loser
Person 1- "look at promit, hes bothering the girls from table 3

Girls- "promit stop. We won't go on a date with you!, teacher! Hes bothering us!"

Teacher- "promit, detention for 2 weeks"
Promit by Blake(taken by yang) February 23, 2019

Promit 

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Promit is a green frog, also known as a loser and dead last
Christina: look at promit the frog guys

Adrain: haha, did you guys see my ig post about promit "has no friends"
Promit by BlakeKarmaMidnight February 23, 2019

Promit 

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The act of becoming so intoxicated during prom that you puke everywhere
Did you see La'dasha last night? that bitch promited all over the dance floor
Promit by Leslie Dolphin May 9, 2014

Promit 

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Pro at the all levels of life, Standard at all levels of work.
He is a Promit player
Promit by Drithiece November 27, 2021

Profitate

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It has the same meaning as profit, to gain from, with its use intended for dramatic flair. Quoted from Preach, part of the Youtube channel Aba & Preach.
When a person puts you in the Friendzone because it's convenient, they profitate from your being in the Friendzone.
Profitate by kameHouse May 12, 2020
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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