Porter

A helpful, generous, all around nice person (generous, helpful coming from a porter - helper in a hotel)

a great friend and the person to hang with

wow I wish i was good friends with that Porter!

He is such a Porter! I should spend more time with him.

by modiee November 18, 2011

Postergirl

a well known/popular person who has full attention from everyone

grabs any spotlight

"Tiannas a Postergirl, look at all them people around her, shes dope"

by Tianna May 27, 2004

Porter

–verb
To be Porter'ed

Having the night of your life with someone that you have feelings for but who makes it abundantly clear that nothing will ever happen.

Why is she crying in her dorm room?

She just got Porter'ed

by Jimbo Jacoby February 4, 2010

Poltergeist

When a man gives it to his female partner from behind, then pretends to fall out and switches with his best bud. He then runs to a window and waves at his girl while she takes it from his bud.

"yo she be disrespecting me the other night, so I called up my boy kareem and we be'd poltergeisting that bitch"

by Pechkoff May 25, 2008

pooter askew

The Pooter Askew (scientific name- AssCheese Pooderferous) is a rare species of human being, only one is known to exist in the entire world and resides in a small town commonly refered to as Tiverton. The Pooter has an attraction to all things ugly, including fat bitches, ugly bitches, ugly fat bitches or just bitches. It is believed that this attraction has stemmed from an evolutionary need to get whatever he can get and ride that ass like it's the commonly known species D-Shab. The call of the Pooter is a mix of low end and mid ranged tones played using a thumb and pointer finger on almost any stringed instrument, placed over unnecesary time signatures such as 68/42 (By use of time warp). Finally, the trait most identified with the Pooter Askew is his over all sissyness, infact it has become a way to identify someone who is too afraid to do something simple however naughty in nature.

Person 1: "Dude what's your problem you're acting like a Pooter Askew"

by Malicous Melvin July 6, 2008

posterbate

To sequentially post in a message board forum by oneself.

Many users of RD like to posterbate in the Games forum.

by lauracs June 13, 2008

pooter

redneck term for pussy

girl, i need some pooter.

by peter parker April 30, 2003