Office Jousting

1) A contest used to settle affairs of work place matters and/or to relief boredom.

Office chairs are used as horses while broomsticks are used as lances.

Office Jousting - Settling office disputes medieval ways

by Asian Sensation 123 September 14, 2011

Officer Flippers

southern teacher, generally found in New England Band Rooms, enjoys giving detentions and licking grundles, often found dressed in weird clothes. Goes also by Jamal.

Chris: Officer Flippers, can I go get a drink?
Officer Flippers: Now yal just shush Chris
(Everybody laughs)

by GrundleFudgeMan12345 March 18, 2010

Microsoft Office

The Stupid Writing Thing That Has The Stupid Talking Paperclip

I Want To Kill ClippyFrom Microsoft Office

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! August 29, 2008

office monkey

Low paying low self esteem job involving no creativity or thought other than how to avoid the attentions of a team leader who earns a little more than 1000 pounds more than you .

remember these people are office monkeys so killing them isn't a crime their already dead inside

by dregj September 21, 2010

officer nasty

when a kid bends over while laughing and spreads his ass cheeks. putting a very unpleasant aroma in the air.

officer nasty

by p1u23 October 16, 2009

Officer Bob

Any lowlife officer who has nothing better to do but to hunt your ass down and give you tickets when he/she feels like it. (Usually a male officer)

Fuck man, that Officer Bob just gave me a fuckin' ticket for no good reason.

by the_nTIMiD8R October 17, 2006

office space

the movie, that really is a metaphor for life. You can't work all the time, you can't always follow the same routine. You sometimes need and event hence the death of the hypnosis doctor, to make you have a life change, to make one's life more meaningful

"It's not just about my dream of doing nothing, It'a about all of us"

by Dan March 21, 2005