monoperformalitis

a disease affecting primarily architects who seek a single ultimate resolution which satisfies all of their project's goals, namely performance and utility. In this strain of the disease, the "itis" denotes a less severe and potentially curable form of its morbid parent strain "monoperformalosis."

symptoms of monoperformalitis include but are not limited to: judging an architectural project's value based entirely on its environmental performance.

by ArchitecturalHealing November 18, 2010

Monope

The action or occurrence of receiving a large sum of money and instantly paying some expense with it.

My check went straight into my gas tank! so much monope.

by Xplicitt December 13, 2012

Monoplomatic

Monoplomatic is a word rising from the dark web meaning obviously false diplomacy. Where someone might appear to be diplomatic on the surface but actually it it their own agenda that is being served.

Monoplomatic : I'm really sorry to hear your boyfriend dumped you, what a jerk. I would never do that to you. Let's go out for a drink, I'm buying.

by The Celestial Architect May 24, 2016

Monoparolic

(Adj) - pertaining to responses that consist of solely one word. Often originating from disinterested romantic interests or sullen teenagers.

Compare with monosyllabic

Q- Finbar, how proceeds your textular relationship with Martha?

F- Too bad Quentin, too bad, stiflingly monoparolic on her part.

Q- Oh, for shame sir!

by jpandthebooks April 10, 2017

Monopoly nazi

Some one who is just to damn good at monopoly.

God, my dad is such monopoly nazi.

by XxomarnewmanxX March 1, 2018

monoproticity

State of being monoprotic. Typically used in chemistry.

"KHP was of good use to find the equivalence mass of the acid because of its monoproticity, its ability to donate only 1 hydrogen ion, H+.

by wordsinyourpower January 9, 2019

Monopod

A single-legged support used to steady a camera or fishing rod.

One notable monopod is the selfie stick. I wouldn't mind it so much if the name didn't sound so ridiculous.

by CelticEagle February 18, 2019