The Buddhist Monk

After ejaculating upon a girls face, you douse her in gasoline and proceed to light her on fire.

Jimmy got twenty to life after he gave his girlfriend the buddhist monk.

by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

Thelonius Monk

A famous ..pianist. ihs grandson, also thelonius monk is a cool kid with a camo jacket. goes to my highschool.

whoa lok, theres thelonius monk with his sidekick, that kid is so awesoem. i want a camo jacket just like his!

by mandy December 13, 2004

Brooke Monk

Brooke Monk is an influencer, known mainly for being on Tiktok and Instagram. She is very gorgeous and is currently in a relationship with Sam Dezz.

"Did you see Brooke Monk's post! She's amazing!"

by sweetberryxoxo January 5, 2022

shitter ass monk

This is an exclamatory phrase used mostly without regard for context or audience. Such as when the user burns themselves on the stove or finds out their car has been broken into.

Leigh: Max, your car was broken into by some bum. I found him in the backseat playing with your garden shearers.

Max: shitter ass monk!

by leighparade April 2, 2010

bang'n a monk

to smack a black person on the head

All the white kids liked to play bang'n a monk in elementary school.

by chauncey7 April 5, 2010

harry monk

English slang for spunk, and any idiot knows this, well anyone who actually is English

She had a load of Harry Monk on her Boat

by Jezza March 31, 2005

dirty monk

a greaser who just can't stop being a retard.

that dude looks like a total dirty monk.

Allan: bro stop being such a dirty monk, you got crusties all over you, and you got jizz on ur pants.
Dave: i just came here to walk.
Dave:

by cheek tap man June 15, 2017