9 definition by Jezza

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Fear of an empty beer glass
When your beer glass is empty and you get scared, its happened to all of us!
by Jezza September 22, 2004

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A symptom that comes from sticking too much cocaine up your nose rsulting in a sniffle.
I think i have a touch of Columbian Flu
by Jezza March 31, 2005

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Another phrase for giving head or a blowjob.
She smokes my brothers pink cigar often.
by jezza December 20, 2004

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English slang for spunk, and any idiot knows this, well anyone who actually is English
She had a load of Harry Monk on her Boat
by Jezza March 31, 2005

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Basically a semi-greb. Someone who is neither here nor there. Half way between a greb and a chav.
Nah she aint a greb, she's a greblin.
by jezza December 20, 2004

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Breasts, sexual slang
She had a sensational set of flab dabs.
by jezza May 31, 2004

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Means an interferring old cow who persistantly moans and blinks in your face whilst breathig down your neck and critising you.
><? is at it again, checking up on us just get on with it and do some of your own work>
by Jezza March 23, 2005

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