Jezza's definitions

Zymocenosilicaphobia

Fear of an empty beer glass

When your beer glass is empty and you get scared, its happened to all of us!

by Jezza September 22, 2004

><?

Means an interferring old cow who persistantly moans and blinks in your face whilst breathig down your neck and critising you.

><? is at it again, checking up on us just get on with it and do some of your own work>

by Jezza March 23, 2005

harry monk

English slang for spunk, and any idiot knows this, well anyone who actually is English

She had a load of Harry Monk on her Boat

by Jezza March 31, 2005

columbian flu

A symptom that comes from sticking too much cocaine up your nose rsulting in a sniffle.

I think i have a touch of Columbian Flu

by Jezza March 31, 2005

smoking a pink cigar

Another phrase for giving head or a blowjob.

She smokes my brothers pink cigar often.

by jezza December 20, 2004

greblin

Basically a semi-greb. Someone who is neither here nor there. Half way between a greb and a chav.

Nah she aint a greb, she's a greblin.

by jezza December 20, 2004

flab dabs

Breasts, sexual slang

She had a sensational set of flab dabs.

by jezza May 31, 2004