Definitions by Sam5232

Meef 

An expulsion of gas through the penis. The male version of a queef. Usually very high pitched; at least a G#.

The doctor told Jacob that it was only a meef, that it was nothing to be concerned about.

Meef by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

Sneef 

The rapid vaginal intake, and expulsion of gas. The pussy sneeze. Similar to queef.

Cover your twat when you sneef, ho!

Sneef by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

The Buddhist Monk 

After ejaculating upon a girls face, you douse her in gasoline and proceed to light her on fire.

Jimmy got twenty to life after he gave his girlfriend the buddhist monk.

The Buddhist Monk by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

Snatch goblin 

A snizzle demon indigenous to the region between a woman's hair crown and her fun spot; potentially dangerous and known cause of jimmy malfunctions.

Aw, man, my jimmy split last night when I was banging that ho, and I covered her baby tubes with an avalanche of sticky snow. I'm pretty sure there was a snatch goblin in there.

Snatch goblin by Sam5232 December 29, 2007