Methuen

City-Town of 50,000 people where the white people are all the worst kind of republicans and all the kids are in gangs.

I am 99% sure the top definition defending Methuen grew up in the rich-ass west end because Methuen actually really, really sucks. At least Lawrence has things to do.

Methuen? Nah, let's move to Haverhill.

by Time for breakfast young man July 1, 2024

Methuen

Shitty-ass town in Massachusetts where the white people are all the worst kind of republicans and the kids are all stabbing each other.

The top definition seems to be from the rich-ass West side of town, because no one else would talk about how great this garbage town is.

Methuen sucks. At least in Lawrence, there are actually things to do.

by Time for breakfast young man July 1, 2024

Methmaxxing

When you goon so hard on meth that it absirbs 99% of the water in your body and exits through all your orifices.

"Bro how did you lose fifty pounds over the weekend? You look like you were methmaxxing!"

by The maxxer December 10, 2024

methamphenema

The act of booty bumping or boofing methamphetamine into you-know-where (the ass).

"Hey, you tried a methamphenema yet?"
"Yeah, I was off my rocker! My ass is also bleeding."

by 22rec February 28, 2025

Methmouth Larry

When someone seems like they partake in meth and meth activities but you aren’t sure (also used to describe someone as a individual that looks like a tweaker on the meths)

Hey bro methmouth Larry is our sub today. Uggh I hate methmouth Larry, he always seems like he’s strung out but he’s not

by I got a donkey dick May 8, 2025

Methula

A person with 0.2 centimeters on his dick and is a quite smart yet dumb with no common sense.
Who rides cock as a guy acting as if he is a femboy.

"Methula is sooo gay"

by anonymous May 23, 2025

Methmatologist

A person who is an expert in cooking meth/methamphetamine.

Oh my gosh, Arron is an expert methmatologist

by MariJane01 July 6, 2025