Methum

1. A form of fuckery that has no limits. It portrays anything you can not describe.

2. Anything/ Everything

1. Guy: yo this girl ate my ass while her mom sucked my dick, and her dad and grandma was recording.

Friend: what a Methum

2. Guy: what did you eat

Friend: Methum

Guy: it had to be good!

by Master Methum September 26, 2017

Methum

Someone who is too fat and sad to even say it is human. It is usually liked by people not cause of its personality but just to see it fall down again like pandas falling down stairs. Alternatives to the word Methum includes Mammoth, Mammothy or Fat Fuc.

“Wat up Methum”
“Piss off Methum”

by BoardNerd June 21, 2020

Methum

A massive gigachad that assrapes everyone he sees.

Sarah: My mum, my sister, and I just got assfucked by Josh in public.
John: Josh is such a Methum.

by loyalDunderMifflin loyalDunder March 25, 2022

Methmatics

Methmatics - Tweaking the numbers to fit an implausible conspiracy theory

Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia'so Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep

by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Methamatics

The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations

Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh

by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010

methematics

The way in which a meth a addict try's to buy product with cash money while they owe money or deliberately attempts to confuse the seller by rapidly talking/throwing numbers around in a frantic manner hoping to benefit them selfs by either shorting the seller money or by receiving extra product.

Buyer: "oh hey, ha how much was it I owe you?.... $50, is it... $60? No no it was $45 right? Ya ya $45"

Seller: "nah I don't care for your methematics, you owe me $80 now where's my money man?"

by Nieva February 26, 2015

Methamphetajuana

Smoking meth and marijuana simultaneously using a crack pipe for the meth with a cone piece full of weed placed in the hole at the top of the bowl and moving the lighter above and below the apparatus to make sure both are rolling.

That shit makes me methamphetajuana have another one!

by Skyehi April 22, 2018