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Text Message One Night Stand

when you meet someone, exchange numbers and sext throughout the night. Then the next day you delete the messages and don't text again. Now its another name in your phone book that makes you look like a whore.
Did you like that guy last night?
Yeah, we had a text message one night stand.

Omg! Girl, you so crazy!
by Leesydney November 17, 2010
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An auto-replacement for a message than an idiot wrote in an online forum, public or private, that was either so offensive, so irrelevant, so non-sensical or so off-topic that it was erased. In other words, you're not missing anything when you see this.
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"This message was deleted at the request of a Moderator or Administrator"
by AllegraD- July 8, 2005
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I approve this message

Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.
On answering machine:

"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."
by AbnormalBoy November 1, 2004
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sext message

Leah just sent me the naughtiest sext message ever.
by Tipp1971 January 13, 2009
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away message status

putting a quote from or referencing another person in ones away message, thus giving them status. That way anyone who looks at the away message:
1. thinks to themself, "WOW that Person A must be SO cool/funny because they are in Person B's away message"
2. sees that the person putting up the away message must have liked the comment so much they want all the people on their buddy list to see that they interact with cool/funny people.
please note: away message status (or simply, status as it has come to be called) should not be freely given to just anyone. The recipient's comment must be witty, clever and well-timed. Also, it is acceptable to make comments in hopes of getting status, but one should never beg or ask for status (that is a sign of being desperate)
Example of Away Message Status:

Screename: I think I just peed my pants, wait just milk
...out call the cell...
by ScottScott January 2, 2006
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Away message

When someone puts a message on their instant messenger signifying the fact that they can't talk at that moment.
When Jane had to leave the computer, she put up an away message.
by Susie February 18, 2005
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sext message

she just sent me another sext message. it's on.
by the nightowlcoholic August 19, 2008
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